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"I just got a new insurance policy. If I die, all the money goes to my widow. But if you're not married? Then it goes to my children.
Talking of drinks, do you know how to make a peach cordial? Sure, give her a box of candy.
We'll have a battle of wits. Too bad you came unarmed. I'll check my brains outside so we can be even.
My aunt has ten thousand hens and only one rooster. What does the rooster do? He's the bookkeeper.
What's the capital of the U.S. Less than last year.
I'll have you know I'm an important man. When I walk in a hotel the clerk nods. Yeah, at the house detective.
What's the fastest thing in the world? Airplanes? Torpedos? No, Hitler running down Delancey Street.
I was in the war. That so? What did you do in the war? I got shot right thro 'the heart, but I ran away. Ran away? Why you couldn't run away if you were shot through the heart. Well, you see my heart was in my mouth.
I went to visit my girl last nite. She's so beautiful, I was inflamed by her beauty. I was on fire. What happened? Her father put me out.
(limping) What's the matter? I came out of my door this morning & tripped over the wolf.
You're pretty smart, how long can a man live without brains? I don't know, how old are you?
Why don't you go home? We have no roof on our house. How do you know you have no roof. A little birdie told me.
What kind of car have you? A Nash. I don't like a Nash. Don't be silly, you can't go wrong in a Nash. That's why I don't like them.
There's a woman peddler at the door. Tell him to come in & bring some blonde samples.
What do you do with your old clothes? I wear 'em.
Going to send your wife the country this summer? No I'm going to make love to her myself this year."
Moe Howard Handwritten Jokes, Circa 1940 With 1 Joke About Hitler -- Four Pages on Two Sheets of Chicago Hotel Stationery Measure 7.25'' x 10.5'' -- Folds & Orange Crayon to 1 Page, Overall Very GoodMoe Howard Handwritten Jokes, Circa 1940 With 1 Joke About Hitler -- Four Pages on Two Sheets of Chicago Hotel Stationery Measure 7.25'' x 10.5'' -- Folds & Orange Crayon to 1 Page, Overall Very GoodMoe Howard Handwritten Jokes, Circa 1940 With 1 Joke About Hitler -- Four Pages on Two Sheets of Chicago Hotel Stationery Measure 7.25'' x 10.5'' -- Folds & Orange Crayon to 1 Page, Overall Very GoodMoe Howard Handwritten Jokes, Circa 1940 With 1 Joke About Hitler -- Four Pages on Two Sheets of Chicago Hotel Stationery Measure 7.25'' x 10.5'' -- Folds & Orange Crayon to 1 Page, Overall Very Good
Moe Howard Handwritten Jokes, Circa 1940 With 1 Joke About Hitler -- Four Pages on Two Sheets of Chicago Hotel Stationery Measure 7.25'' x 10.5'' -- Folds & Orange Crayon to 1 Page, Overall Very Good
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